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  • Viz Roger's Profanisaurus Examples

    by
    Mrs G
    Published on 14-01-2012 09:09
    35 Comments Comments
    The World's Sweariest Dictionary.


    Piabetic n. A larger boned fellow who risks falling into a coma if not kept regularly supplied with pastry-based products.
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Viz Roger's Profanisaurus started by Mrs G View original post
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    1. Mrs G's Avatar
      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 22:54
      Dyson n. A bird with a right good suck on her.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 22:55
      Winnie n. A lesbian, she who licks the honey pot.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 22:56
      going for a McShit v. Visiting the bogs in fast food restaurants when one has no intention of buying the food. If challenged by a suspicious manager, the assurance of a food purchase after the toilet visit is known as a McShit with lies.
    1. Burny's Avatar
      Burny - 31-03-2009, 22:57
    1. Mrs G's Avatar
      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 22:59
      Sweater Puppets n. Fondleberries. Particularly animated breasts that keep a fellow entertained. Milky swingers
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 23:00
      Bacon Belt n. The perennially un-stylish lardy spare tyre visible between the fashionable hipster jeans and modish crop top of a fat bird. Muffin tops.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 23:02
      BANT acronym. Big Arse No Tits.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 23:06
      Own goal n. A blast from the Kazoo which is so obnoxious that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 23:07
      dick duster n. A hairy top lip on a lady.
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      Mrs G - 31-03-2009, 23:08
      I'll post a few more each day
    1. TomTom96's Avatar
      TomTom96 - 01-04-2009, 07:38
      Pure class! Mrs G!

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      Forgotten - 01-04-2009, 09:34
      Quote Originally Posted by Mrs G View Post
      going for a McShit v. Visiting the bogs in fast food restaurants when one has no intention of buying the food. If challenged by a suspicious manager, the assurance of a food purchase after the toilet visit is known as a McShit with lies.
    1. Leggymambo's Avatar
      Leggymambo - 01-04-2009, 19:31
      Ah Viz,,, the geordie bible....
    1. pokerboss's Avatar
      pokerboss - 01-04-2009, 19:42
      I miss the "top tips" section. Pure class those.
    1. Mrs G's Avatar
      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:20
      Knicker sausages n. Large fanny lips Often found in frying pants.
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      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:22
      Fat Rash n. medic. An area of inner thigh soreness on a salad dodger, caused by the severe chafing which occurs when running to the pie shop as closing time approaches.
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      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:27
      come to bed pies n. Pastry-based foodstuffs presented to a fat lass in exchange for a bunk up. Pork for pork.
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      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:28
      sledge n. A bloke who is constantly pulled by dogs.
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      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:30
      coconut minge-mat n. Pubic hair you could wipe your feet on. A welcome twat.
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      Mrs G - 04-04-2009, 15:34
      shagging a water bed sim. To describe sex with an extremely fat woman. Slapping the fat and riding the waves.
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